THE mini cheugy list.

We need to edit.

Not everything deserves to come with you into this season.

Some of this had a moment.
Some of it never should have.

Either way,

it’s time.

MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME

Napoleon collar jackets.

Yes, that one.

Standing straight up like it’s trying to command a room.

It doesn’t.

It looks like you’re wearing authority instead of actually having it.

Also here:

Fireman clasp jackets.

Too many buttons. Too much intention. Not enough reason.

WHERE IS YOUR BODY

Balloon jeans.
Overly baggy everything.
Stacked jeans and sweatpants.

At a certain point, it stops being silhouette and starts being disappearance.

You are in there somewhere.

I think.

THIS WAS A CHOICE

Loafers with no socks.

We’ve done this.

Let it rest.

New Rock boots.

Too heavy.

Too loud.

Ruins everything else you’re wearing.

Low-top Golden Goose.

Distressed in a way that feels pre-decided.

And then:

Jeans and flip flops.

Come on.

TOO OBVIOUS

Colorful denim.

Red. Purple. Green.

If the color is doing all the work, the outfit probably isn’t.

It shouldn’t feel like a highlighter.

WE CAN TELL

Walkman headphones.

We can hear it.

The music is not for you.

It’s for everyone else

since you're so performative.

THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

Ballet flats on men.
Leather pants.
Pleather jackets.

Not impossible.

Just not working right now.

It feels like you skipped a step.

THIS IS JUST BAD

Oversized t-shirts.
V-neck t-shirts.

Not relaxed.

Not intentional.

Just wrong.

And honestly,

most things from Buck Mason.

Except the thermals.

We’ll keep those.

Style isn’t about adding more.

It’s about knowing what doesn’t belong.

And right now,

this doesn’t.

Now these are just personal icks, but trust me bro, my taste level is critical.